This thread reminds me of why I keep returning to the HAMB.Youse guys are more fun than a barrel of drunk monkeys. Good luck.Have fun.Be safe. Leo
All right, now when I snap my fingers, you'll be fully awake and be back where we started. Ready? One Two , SNAP!!!!
Mirror, visor, horn rings. If you are limiting yourself to JUST a mirror, you are being robbed of life's experiences. JC Whitney, 1962
If you treated your girl right in 1960 she made you one using angora and you were REALLY good you got angora covers on your dice too.
REALLY? When they were on KLOS in Los Angeles (the station they started on) they caused me (and most of the folks I know) to quit listening to that station. and when Mark Thompson came back to LA radio solo on 100.3 the Sound I quit listening to that one too, until they fired him 18 months later. Sorry, they were funny for the first few months, then they just became stupid and sat and laughed at each other. Probably the same guy that came up with Fuzzy Dice. Actually I think it was a "Commercial" answer to having your girlfriends panties on the mirror to show your conquest. For the nerds who couldn't actually "Get Any"
You gotta realize Don, you SoCalites get to see the sun much more than us NWesties. Our rain/sun ratio makes us laugh at STUPID, and you know what Ron White says; "You can't fix STUPID".
Can't have too much info on where to find a good Muff. Nothing worse than a muff that's lost its elasticity and isn't tight anymore.
It was 28 degrees out today here in the south... I could have used some earmuffs... I agree with Mike Bowling... muffs losing elasticity are a beeach, even the pink ones!
I used to go out with a stripper from New Jersey, and I swear that thing stared me in the face a couple of times!
If your not willing to fist fight for that muff your no real fucking HAMBer ! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N900A using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
I went out with lots of Italians; never had a girlfriend with angora fur. Call "Muff-Caddy.com"; they'll do 18 holes for 15 bucks plus a tip. ( I miss Larry!)
I prefer the Kojak look. I don't like getting hair in my mouth. Besides, if it's too bushy, you never know what's hiding in the jungle