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  1. 5window
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  2. gene-koning
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    A one piece stamped roof makes it at least a mid 30s. Looks like a sedan. Not much to identify, must be a Dodge....

    Did he have an asking price on it? Trying to figure out how much I'll save by hauling it myself...:D
     
  3. Sharpone
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    A saw a bumber sticker today:
    Certified You Tube Mechanic
     
  4. Los_Control
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    I'm not sure if it was my worn out mouse double clicking .... or the link was actually 3 pages long ... I decided not to post it.

    It is local on FB market place Abilene TX, they are only asking $9K dollars for it .... or 1/2 price if you remove.
     
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  5. Harv
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    I don't have my YouTube qualification, but there are days when I do have this:

    certified zip tie technician.jpg

    Cheers,
    Harv
     
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    89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
    Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
    The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
    Ron replied, "That would be my wife.
     
  12. Tow Truck Tom
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    You know you really are in trouble, when the lecture comes from your bartender
     
  13. choptop40
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    Never have a drink for the road...the roads already layed out.....
     
  14. Six Ball
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    Why is breakfast the most important meal? You can get home late for lunch and maybe late for dinner but if you are late for breakfast...........:eek:
     
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  17. fastcar1953
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    That was a wild video.
     
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  18. I had to put my glasses on, I thought it looked like a Barracuda.
     
  19. Six Ball
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    More honest than "Protect & Serve"
     
  20. choptop40
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    No one could control a slippery Wiener...it has no conscience....
     
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    Gotta hate it when you decide to push on through and your wiener goes sideways
     
  22. DDDenny
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  23. Six Ball
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    I used my wife for ballast in the pickup bed a few times. Since she lost weight she wonders why I don't take her along anymore.
     
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  25. choptop40
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    Forgot the dress and lipstick.....Should put it on his dipstick too....
     
  26. Sharpone
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    Some things you can’t unsee, wtf but probably true!
    Dan
     

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