Art & Inspiration I wonder how many people remember this...

Wasn't that the funny story about unclogging a pressurized combination toilet/grinder?

 

If I recall...there was a giant silhouette of a face surrounded with poo all over the ceiling.

 

I'm a Newbie...no comprenday...I I have a shirt like that...I don't think it has the message however.

By the responses it was not a good day...

 

It was a true CLASSIC is what it was. The first time I read that thread, my wife thought I'd gone off my rocker, cant remember the last time I laughed harder!

 

Now you've got our curiosity up, somebody needs to post a link so we'll know what's going on....

 

I could read that again, it's been a while........who's got a link?

I type slow, thanks!

 

What the hek am I reading... Lol this is hilarious.

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Click in Ryan's quote where it says click here and it will open up the complete post

 

Ah yes, the kind of stories from the early days.
When many lurked but were afraid to Join.

 

that is funny.
if i can add a story.
i bought an old farm tractor with a loader, a great beast of an old thing, beat up paint, dented rear fenders, bald tires broken choke cable and an old battery. while trying to keep it going after jump starting, i left the hood off so i could back the choke off. not too much or it would stall, not enough and the exhaust would signal like its deciding a new pope. i needed to get a manure pile moved and getting it running and warmed up put me behind schedule so i took a run at the pile and buried the bucket into the pile, pushed the shifter into reverse and raised the bucket up high, clutch in-shifter into first-clutch out, tractor coughs then lurches forward and the over loaded bucket spills over onto the hood.......except the hood wasn't on........the shit literally hit the fan.........which in turn blew it back onto every part of me above the cowl.......

 

I think the thread was accompanied with a picture? Yes?

 

Poop is traditional, funny read. To the real life participant not so much.

 

No pics please......and I'll never get one of those shitters...bad enough trying to fix normal ones...

 

For once I'm glad there are no pictures.

 

So did he fix it...........

 

I'll bet the garage has never been the same again...must have been fun finding all those brown spots to polish clean......plumbing one of lifes less glamourous jobs...

 

Funny as hell. Would love to see the picture.
Good old H.A.M.B. Humor. Love it.

 

Dude I just laughed for the solid 5 minutes it took me to read this because I couldn't stop crying lol. This was awesome. Thanks for making my Tuesday!


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Dana nana nana dana nana nanana na
Shitman
'Zap'
""Pow""
Poo
That...You would
never ever forget...
hopefully the Hotrod
was spared from the
efluential tidal wave.



Look up in the sky!!!
Its a bird...
It's a plane...
It's pile O turds...
COMING
DOWN


Sorry had too...
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Every once in a while, I'll be reading through the HAMB and remember that thread and start laughing- Mrs. Yankee and the little Yanks will just watch me and shake their heads... kinda like right now.

Thank you, Ryan, I needed that

 

Hahaha yeah I remember that

 

The thread must have predated my joining but it does seem to ring a bell. HRP

 

Perhaps the original poster will log in...

 

Heard a similar story of a guy trying to fix an Airbus lav. They have a vacuum generator. The guy was trying to unclog the toilet with a tool we call "the salad shooter". Somehow it shot back at him at there was a clean spot behind where he was standing. The rest was covered in poooooo. Glad it wasn't me. Hahaha.

 

Oh thats funny. Im a trim carpenter by trade and I always say Im a pretty good turd polisher. But that story takes the cake!

 

Ever noticed how almost every conversation eventually turns to shit ?

 

I think this ones from start to finish...

 

When I first joined there weren't even 6000 members yet, but I remember reading this in a thread where guys were talking about the "good old days" of the early HAMB.

Other topics of that thread were the "I thought this was hot rods not gramer" belly tanker and a photoshop of a lowrider with Diana Ross next to it as the response to a request for someone to add Supremes to a picture in photoshop.