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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1great40, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. 1great40
    Joined: Jan 1, 2008
    Posts: 485

    1great40
    Member
    from Walpole MA

    I'm in the process of firing up my 40 Ford pickup runing a 4.3 Chevy V6. Things weren't going so well and I wasn't sure of the timing since it's been years since the distributor was installed. Anyway, I needed a way to find TDC compression to be sure I wasn't 180 degrees out on the distributor.

    Now don't try to scoop me on this, I have already been in touch with my patent attorney.

    PRESENTING: The phalla-pneumatic TDC locator!
    [​IMG]

    My wife thought it was an inspired concept since She told me I wouldn't be needing "pneumatic indicator" for anything else...

    I've included a more detailed shot of the entire assembly for any H.A.M.B. members that may need to make one in a pinch:
    [​IMG]

    A couple of design pointers: Taper the end of the hose on a belt sander or such so that you can "thread" it into the #1 spark plug hole. Be sure to tape the "indicator bladder" about half way up its length in case you're running a small displacement engine and the small cylinder wouldn't be man enough to give a conclusive reading, just sayin'.
     
  2. BadgeZ28
    Joined: Oct 28, 2009
    Posts: 1,167

    BadgeZ28
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    from Oregon

    Ribbed no less. Well done:D
     
  3. Old Heap
    Joined: Oct 10, 2010
    Posts: 297

    Old Heap
    Member

    I'm speechless.....
     
  4. lawman
    Joined: Sep 19, 2006
    Posts: 2,665

    lawman
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    Our world has been saved !!!!!! LOL
     

  5. oakhill
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    Posts: 214

    oakhill
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    I wish I would have thought of that!
     
  6. J scow
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    Posts: 487

    J scow
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    from Seattle

    Fucking incredible.
     
  7. Window Licker
    Joined: Apr 18, 2009
    Posts: 287

    Window Licker
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    the hamb is never a disappointment. glad i jumped on this evening
     
  8. "no really honey, i used them on my engine" "uhh not like it sounds" "for finding when it's up" "uhhh no not what ......
     
  9. bb55hrt
    Joined: Sep 9, 2007
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    bb55hrt
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    from Michigan

    Just when you thought you've seen everything. The power of the Internet prevales
     
  10. Sphynx
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
    Posts: 1,141

    Sphynx
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    from Central Fl

    Im so selfish I wear ribbed condoms inside out for my own pleasure. Funny thing is one of my friends used a water balloon the same way. Not for a condom but to find TDC.
     
  11. EnragedHawk
    Joined: Jun 17, 2009
    Posts: 1,242

    EnragedHawk
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    from Waco, TX

    ^^"Nailed" it.
     
  12. jkski
    Joined: Jan 27, 2009
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    jkski
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    i thought i saw eveything,and now i have
     
  13. toreadorxlt
    Joined: Feb 27, 2008
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    toreadorxlt
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    from Nashua, NH

    I mean.... a balloon works too.
     
  14. 1great40
    Joined: Jan 1, 2008
    Posts: 485

    1great40
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    from Walpole MA

    Kids all grown, no balloons to be had around here, besides I think that thing was past its expiration date anyway!
     
  15. mastergun1980
    Joined: Oct 18, 2010
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    mastergun1980
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    from Alva OK

    I have browsed by this thread 3-4 times.... But after reading it I am enlightened!
     
  16. dadseh
    Joined: May 13, 2001
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    dadseh
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    Magnum XL??? you showoff!!!
     
  17. bgbdlinc
    Joined: Jan 11, 2002
    Posts: 522

    bgbdlinc
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    ....I certainly hope you washed it out first otherwise you can expect a flooded bore, reduced spark, sticky valves, and additional engine gunk....
     
  18. good tip, i will keep it in mind the next time HERPIE the love bug needs work.
     
  19. jazz1
    Joined: Apr 30, 2011
    Posts: 1,534

    jazz1
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    Yep,,brilliant,,I used my thumb to find tdc on my 4.3. in my '41 IHC. Previous owner set the distributor out of place on the rebuilt motor so it would not start..his loss, my gain. I also tossed the throttle body and manifold in favour of a carb.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2013
  20. the-rodster
    Joined: Jul 2, 2003
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    the-rodster
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    It's only traditional if you use a vintage rubber.

    My little nephews said that they had found a bunch of "gold coins" while playing in an old country store.

    I have several if you want one :)
     

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  21. For your pleasure as well as it's.
     
  22. 40FordGuy
    Joined: Mar 24, 2008
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    40FordGuy
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    What'll they think of next,.....Auto equipment, at Walgreen's ! ! ! !

    4TTRUK
     
  23. hiboyroadsterboy
    Joined: Nov 16, 2003
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    hiboyroadsterboy
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    from Mass

    Your as clever as they come Tom.
     
  24. ccrodder
    Joined: Mar 14, 2008
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    ccrodder
    Member

    That's thinking outside the "Box"...Kudos!
     
  25. FarmerSid
    Joined: Nov 12, 2010
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    FarmerSid
    Member

    I have grown out of those things but my response to the wife after she pee's her pants seeing me use it that way would be "no really honey, i used them on my other engine" LOL!
     
  26. Important for finding TDC so that the engine doesn't knock - up or otherwise.
     
  27. 1931modela
    Joined: Nov 4, 2011
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    1931modela
    Member
    from montana

    I always put my finger in the hole and have it blown out!
     
  28. Gotta watch those 4.3's cause next thing ya know it's a 5.7!:eek::D
     
  29. mwhistle
    Joined: Feb 19, 2007
    Posts: 314

    mwhistle
    Member
    from sacramento

    This is why I love the HAMB. You learn so many important things.
     
  30. big duece
    Joined: Jul 28, 2008
    Posts: 6,830

    big duece
    Member
    from kansas

    One more thing to have in the toolbox...
     

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